Enter SexysexySexxx

I was reading last night a lot of the useless stuff that the online world has to offer. That’s when I stumbled upon - and I mean, really just came across this and I didn’t use Stumble! - sexysexysexxx, a person right up my alley.

Here’s an excerpt from her LiveJournal blog:

BMX1R: hi asl
sexysexysexxx: hi sexxy
sexysexysexxx: 15 f hx
BMX1R: 16/m
BMX1R: r u hot and horny
sexysexysexxx: yea baby are u?
BMX1R: very
BMX1R: wanna talk on the phone with me for a few mins.
sexysexysexxx: I believe that phones are a tool of the devil
BMX1R: lol
BMX1R: do u wanna?
sexysexysexxx: Do I want to be a tool of the devil?
sexysexysexxx: No thanks. I’ll stick with the forces of good.
BMX1R: do u wanna talk on the phone with me? we can be naughty
sexysexysexxx: And play right into Satan’s hands? I don’t think so!
BMX1R: can we just do it plz
sexysexysexxx: Every time you use a phone, Satan steals exactly ten minutes off your lifeline.
sexysexysexxx: Do you know how long people spend talking on the phone?
sexysexysexxx: Literally HOURS.
BMX1R: if u dont talk on the phone with a stranger u are def not horny lol
sexysexysexxx: no baby I’m horny
sexysexysexxx: I’m so horny I need someone sexxy to satisfy my urges

(read the rest here)

As a guy, I sorta feel sorry for these guys, but as a person of conscious, I think that a lot of the creeps who try to have cyber with her are creeps, mostly because she poses, normally, as an underage kid and they continue to hit on her.

Now I’ve done the same thing in the past with the my alias Tiffany, who was later killed off by Jackie-boy, some dick from Chicago. What joy did I get from disguising as a woman online? Well, none, actually, but most of you guys are sick and have twisted fantasies. Whenever a prank needed to be had, or whenever a friend was having troubles with a creepy guy, Tiffany came out. It wasn’t until the end of 2006 when Tiffany was finally put to rest as a transsexual who winds up killing herself because Jackie-boy was just that annoying.

So cybers beware, Sexysexysexxx is out there, lurking, waiting to pounce you with gabber that has nothing to do with sex.

Oh, also, Chris Hansen’s somewhere there lurking as well.