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HEY, WORDPRESS, YOU LISTENING?

PINCHE MARICON FLAMIN’ ASSHOLES!

FUCK YOU AND YOUR NEW DESIGN.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID EDITOR!

FUCK YOUR MAMA!

FUCK YOUR DADDY!

FUCK YOUR SISTERS AND YOUR BROTHERS!

BUT MOST OF ALL, FUCK YOU!

For those of you who aren’t in the know, WordPress has removed me from their public listings. Some fucking prude Christian anal whore moron (who probably masturbates to the shit I post up here) probably reported me mature, and WordPress, being the God cocksuckers’ cocksucker, decided on listing me as a null and void blog. Well fuck you!

Ennui Reviews

I have returned to Blogger, but not completely. Ennui Prayer posts will still be made here and so will the Sex Wednesday blogs (until I can find a new home). Ennui Reviews has been set up with as an Amazon Affiliate and because WordPress is pinche with the HTML/CSS/Java, I decided I’d return to Blogger for the reviews.

The first review there will sound a little familiar, but as things get going, I’ll post more stuff and you’ll get to see what my taste in books, movies, and music is, hopefully. Subscribe to the RSS/Atom feed to keep updated on my posting. Not all things I’ll review (and I use this term really loosely) will be new and hip to you all, but they are important movies that no one should forget. Note: I’ll only be reviewing movies, not DVD special features, nor will I compliment the cover art of a new CD (unless I feel it’s completely necessary).

Ignore the buzzing, it’z juzt the beez.

I just want someone to say to me oh, oh, oh, oh
I’ll always be there when you wake yea, yea
Ya know I’d like to keep my cheeks dry today, hey
So stay with me and I’ll have it made

And I don’t understand why I sleep all day
And I start to complain that there’s no rain

This is an edit to my original post. I’m not sure why this music video didn’t come to mind when I first made the post. It was only brought to my attention with a friend of mine (Monica from EMO) posted it on Myspace in response to this blog.

My house has been invaded by bees. And none of them are Jerry and Matthew. Several of them decided that nature was calling and broke through the bathroom window and started investigating, inspecting, searching, for a new house and how to use the toilet.

Sadly Mom was in there when they broke in, and many a bee’s life was taken. The bathtub is littered with little bee bodies, some of which still twitch as the Raid slowly kills them.

And paranoid me, my first thought was Killer Bees! I so hoped on to the internet to find out what killer bees look like and if they are known to flock around a bathroom window like that. This is what I found:

If you see honey bees now, you will probably see AHBs once they move into the area. If you don’t notice honey bees now, you are not likely to see AHBs. The most common sighting is to see a swarm of bees as they look for a new home, either flying about or resting on a tree branch or railing.

Africanized honey bees are less discriminating than other honey bees when it comes to nesting sites. They will build nests in the ground, in cavities in trees or buildings, under bridges, and in utility boxes if they can find a hole through which to enter. To keep swarms from taking up residence in a building or utility box, seal cracks and holes or cover them with small gauge wire mesh. (source)

But no actual photograph of what a killer bee looks like compared to a normal honey bee. So I started flipping through the pictures. Meanwhile, the buzzing had died down. Killer bees, however, are known to be territorial. They tend to attack anything that comes near their home, so I assumed they do the same considering both my mother and myself were too close for confront, both for the bees and for ourselves. Not one bee decided to come out and sting us. Instead, they buzzed on by and one of them whispered something antisemitic to me.

My worst nightmare was becoming real right before my eyes. The bees, it seemed, had finally organized and were ready to go on strike. I began to imagine swarms of bees gathering on the streets, holding little bee protest signs and marching (buzzing?) down the streets. Banners would go up in public places. The elections this year will be based on the fair treatment of bees - something that Bee Movie scared me with. So what will happen to us?

I caught myself wanting the bees to be killer because that I could handle. These things, not so much. So I continued my search for the bee look online because I had to figure out if these were regular or Africanized. Commandeering one of the twitchers from the bathroom sink, I started comparing its small body to that of large photographs of killer bees. Then it struck me: I’m looking in the Internet and not in a book. Most things online are controlled by know nothings, such as myself, passing their idiocy as factual evidence. So I gave up, but not until after I found the picture that helped me distinguish the difference between a killer bee and a regular one.

You see, there are two physical differences between the two types of bees. The twitcher didn’t have either of these qualities so I crushed its head and disposed of its body. The photo is posted below.

Sex Wednesdays in Trouble

I like doing my Wednesday posts because they allow me to explore taboos and people thinking they’re passing off as sexy. However, in a couple of weeks, Sex Wednesdays will not happen. In fact, all my blogs will be shut down for a week. I know you’ll miss me and I’ll miss you, but that’s the way it’s gotta be.

I’d find a substitute blogger, but who’d want to do this for free? Oh well, I guess this is the way it has to be.

Ava Knight v. Flickr Porn

I wish I hadn’t published the Flickr Porn post. It skyrocketed my hits, which is good, but blew poor Ava Knight at of the water and I think her photos are way better than the amateurs from Flickr.

That and because I spent more time, not writing, but researching the photos for Ava because they were so many of them, I wanted a few that were both dark and innocent - hence the latter picture on that post.

I just hope that the Ava post gets more attention this time around. She was in lead early in the day, but sadly you all want quick masturbatory images quickly rather than looking them up. I didn’t think to take a screen shot of the views, so I’ll just compare yesterday’s today.

The Ava post really did make a lot of progress since Wednesday:

Give me a pen

And I’ll write you the world.

I’ve been thinking a lot of revising an aging zombie essay.

Sex Wednesday Rap Up

It seems you all only read my posts the most on Wednesdays because of their sexual content. I wonder if you’d all be as interested if I made a Sexus Blog and posted nothing but sexual content 24/7. Truth is, I already have a Sexus Blog, I just haven’t bothered to use it. So for those of you who come here solely for the sex Wednesday post, would you want actually visit a Sexus Blog that contained nothing but porn and porn reviews, sex tips, personal sex stories and/or sex stories that I picked up along the way, possible interviews or reviews of online hotties? Because it’s not completely impossible for that blog to exist.

I suppose, because the catergories I’ve set up are misleading, I’ll post a link to something your horn dogs want to see.

NSFW link.

Peanuts may contain peanuts

I’ve always wondered about allergen statements on peanut containers. I know, it’s necessary to have them on the containers, but I stand here in awe because of all things that are on the shelves in stores, I’d assume a can of mixed nuts which also reads 65% peanuts needs to have an allergen statement. Not only that, but a canister of mixed nuts WITH a picture of the nuts it contains with allergen statement bugs me.

I suppose we’re a society in desperate need for repetition, or perhaps just too stupid to understand what a can of mixed nuts contains.

Sex, With Strangers

What a difference a comma makes?

Coming soon, I’ll post a link to it later: Sex, with Strangers. My first serial project.