Sex Wednesday Rap Up

3 04 2008

It seems you all only read my posts the most on Wednesdays because of their sexual content. I wonder if you’d all be as interested if I made a Sexus Blog and posted nothing but sexual content 24/7. Truth is, I already have a Sexus Blog, I just haven’t bothered to use it. So for those of you who come here solely for the sex Wednesday post, would you want actually visit a Sexus Blog that contained nothing but porn and porn reviews, sex tips, personal sex stories and/or sex stories that I picked up along the way, possible interviews or reviews of online hotties? Because it’s not completely impossible for that blog to exist.

I suppose, because the catergories I’ve set up are misleading, I’ll post a link to something your horn dogs want to see.

NSFW link.




Flickr Porn

2 04 2008

I’m a big fan of Flickr because it’s fucking great. You can find a lot of things there and I search on it because I like writing poems around a piece of art. Some people are nice, which others are not so nice about sharing their art. Those who don’t care to share are not artists, but photographers you hire who butcher the art - there I said it. However, if you use someone’s image for personal gain, then I feel that you should either pay the guy or at least give him some credit.

So before I start, let me credit gtown_mechanic for the wonderful photos I snatched online for the first installment of Flickr Porn.

Below are a few photos by Mr. Gtown that star himself and his wife/girlfriend that I censored for your viewing pleasure. However, I will link the account so you can view the uncensored photos.

We start off with something clean, something I don’t need to censor.

posing

Now this picture was the first one I stumbled across. Notice how they try so hard to be nonpornographic.

Censored photo

Censored Head 1

Censored Head 2

Censored Head 3

Now it’s her turn.

Her turn

“Mommy, what’s going on in the neighbor’s back yard?”

Outside

bed

Okay, what’s with the picture of the cat?

Sleeping Cat

Kitty wants to play.

Um, Threesome?

Not pussy he was thinking about.

Not the type of pussy

I will stay now.

we play now?

Rock ‘n’ Roll. This one’s actually of him while he’s getting head from his s/o. (Head 1 and 3)

Rock ‘n’ Roll

Well fine these and more uncensored here.




Look, baby, Mommy’s a Porn Star

12 03 2008

This is a mature posting, however, no nude pictures are posted without being censored first. And because some links may contain adult material, I advise you to use the preview screen rather than actually opening the link itself.

I’ll admit, there are a lot of MILFs out there in the world, none of which I would touch with a ten foot pole for personal reasons.

But after cruising the internet, I stumbled upon a few pictures that I wanted to share with you, most are probably old. Now some of you know my stance on sex tapes, and the same goes for the photograph.

With that being said, I bring to you two pictures for the inaugural WTF Porn for Hump Day, the Mommy’s a Porn Star edition.

While there are more photos out there (including one in a car, with a kid looking at his/her parents get it on), I’m lazy and only searched for two. One of them is from Drunken Stepfather, who was the inspiration for this post.

dumbfounded Notice the child’s expression. I wonder what will be going on in his mind when he’s old enough to operate a computer and find this motherly photo online, as I assume it’ll live on forever.

kind-porn-mom.jpg And the same goes for this child.

What I don’t understand is, why in Geb’s name would anyone do something so stupid? I’ve made this post with the Blogger account. But I’ll make a reference of it here:

“What don’t I understand? Okay, let’s try this. Why is it that girls feel the need to half expose themselves on the internet? Is there something that drives them to say, you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to get down to my bra and thong and dance for several people so they can watch me countries away.

Notice how a very small amount of people actually show their faces. That makes as much sense as a prostitute wearing a paper bag to conceal her identity. She’s still a prostitute, nothing changes that. This is one for the blogs, I suppose. It made it to mine.

But I still wonder why these girls do this. Why not channel that energy into something creative? Are they afraid that they may not get the boys? Sluts are overrated. I hate using the term, but I have nothing else to work with. Sluts are all great and fine, but they get used and tired. After a while, they’re left in the sidelines clinging on to what little they have left, trying to swing those hips in such a putrid way. Just thinking about it almost makes me want to vomit. Can you imagine that girl dancing at the age of 45? Is that such a beauty?”

The quote is actually about a “sexy” dance video some girl does in her underwear. If you really wanna watch them, then click over to the Blogger account. And it still boggles the mind. And I know a lot of people are going to really disappointed when they read my post in hopes to read something dealing with actual porn. Hmm, I guess it sucks to be you, hu?